The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

bokeh I’ve long memek been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared bokep the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked. porn In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a memek woman is genuinely memek aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days bokep editing porn memek The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in memek hand. bokeh This was the porn conclusion of another study by two researchers from bokeh the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic crot decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in crot order bokep to encourage their partners over crot the finishing line, crot so to bokep speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock crot Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m bokep enjoying this, bokep but can you get bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokep hyena is crot if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in crot 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want porn to attract a certain kind memek of attention.

In crot their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were bokeh noisy porn during sex bokeh – bokep based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to porn alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to bokeh copulate.

If you’re a porn sex worker, bokep I can porn understand bokep the need to advertise. But crot if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be bokeh the quietest.

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