The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted crot by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin memek Quarter where I was kept crot awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokep room screeching so loudly that bokeh I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokep morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all bokep makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – crot the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. porn In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex memek as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the bokeh rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their porn partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks porn in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokeh two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels crot were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

bokep A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a porn bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech crot like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from crot Sunderland bokeh crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be memek doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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