The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin memek Quarter where bokeh I was memek bokep kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned bokeh the ‘miaulement’ crot (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific bokeh sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing bokep for bokep a fragile male ego, memek bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than bokep shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly bokeh confessed to faking bokep orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so porn they could make bokep their partner feel happy, porn bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. crot This was the conclusion of another bokep study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their memek partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

memek It was crot like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you porn get a bloomin’ move porn on.’ crot Sound familiar, porn crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

memek As a woman bokeh from bokeh Sunderland crot said in 2014 bokep bokeh bokep after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what bokep you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most memek likely reason women were noisy during sex bokeh – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokep to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. bokeh memek But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may porn just be the quietest.

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