The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was bokep kept awake all night by a woman in a bokeh nearby room crot screeching so loudly memek that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ crot (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

bokep Now, crot porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. porn It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the bokeh bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is porn being faked. In bokeh other words, porn you can’t measure bokep passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s porn sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokeh hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks crot in hand. This was porn the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners bokep and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what bokeh they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ memek in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to porn speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you porn get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should memek be doing.’

Well, porn only bokep if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can porn understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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