The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter crot memek where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching bokeh so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the crot delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot bokeh you can’t measure passion bokep in memek terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when memek a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing crot for bokep a fragile male bokep ego, porn she’s far crot more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to memek faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, memek so they could make bokep their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other porn tasks in hand. This was the porn conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ bokeh in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – memek was to alert nearby males that bokep they were fertile and bokeh keen to porn copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the bokeh need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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