The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve crot long been haunted by the memory of a stay in bokep Paris’s Latin Quarter bokep where I was bokeh kept awake all night by a crot woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should bokeh offer to perform memek an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

bokeh Now, memek memek according to this bokep new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what bokeh most women know and bokep all men porn dread – the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, porn bokep the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is memek genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is bokep not fearing for crot a fragile male crot ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen memek in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokep an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the porn conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokeh erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokeh encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on. bokep ‘ Sound familiar, bokeh crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokeh , bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda bokeh Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on porn observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokep was to alert nearby males that they bokep were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But bokep if you’re not, bokep then men should take bokeh heed: memek the best memek sex may just be memek the quietest.


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