The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokep been haunted by the memory of a stay in porn Paris’s bokep crot Latin Quarter where I crot was bokeh kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room bokeh screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ memek (the delectable French bokeh word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she bokep rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn memek sex worker.

Now, crot according bokep to this new study from the crot ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms crot what most women know and memek porn all men dread – the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you crot can’t measure passion porn in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently bokep sigh and crot crot moan than shriek like the rabid porn super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female bokep contributors crot regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy bokep for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by memek two researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep bokeh and memek that women were prone to what bokep they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her crot sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda porn Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex bokep – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re porn a memek sex worker, crot bokep bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the bokep best sex may just be the quietest.

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